This is my liiiiiiiiiife!: On the Internet.

Facebook:

I love Facebook. It lets me show things to people and connect with them in a way that I likely wouldn't otherwise. There are things I hate though.

When people post about nothing other than things about their significant other. We get it. You love them. They're friggin' great. Where'd your personality and anything else you had to say go?
When people post pictures of food that isn't epic. I don't care about your pasta and veggies. Been there. Done that. Make a God damn meatcake and we'll talk.
When people check-in at their own house on a daily basis. Yay! You woke up in your own bed! Do you have a problem where you usually don't? I actually hate all check-in features, but this is the worst of the offenses.
When people get political on one of my status updates. Got a problem? Put it on your own fking wall. If you want to debate something, PM me or something. Don't start a 'holier than thou' argument on my page. ESPECIALLY on pictures of my kids. Can you believe people have done this before? Started arguments on pictures of my children. Fuck off.
Stalking. Apparently sometimes when someone remembers just how awesome I am, they feel the need to stalk me. Yes, I guess at one point in time we used to talk, but it was over ten years ago and now I don't really know or care who you are. I friended you to catch up, but I can't be your bff. A perfect example is who I'm talking about here. Luckily I haven't run into THAT much drama since, but I'm sure I will.
People that over-post about their wedding. Tell me you're getting married. Show me some pics of things you've picked out. I'm happy for you! But your wedding is not the center of the universe. Especially if you've got over a year until you're even having it. Let's limit it to one post every 3 days, if not longer. You know I once posted on someone's page that their wedding date was the same date as mine and the day we brought home Madison. I pointed this out since I thought it was cool! A conversation starter. Something in common. They deleted my post and de-friended me. NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO HAVE HAPPY THINGS ON THAT DAY. (Get over yourself.)

I think that's about it. Other than that Facebook is pretty cool. I like catching up with people that I've known at one point in my life. I like showing off my kids. I like knowing things about people that I otherwise wouldn't have known.

You know what I can't wait to hear? "I HATE PEOPLE THAT POST LINKS TO THEIR BLOG AND SPAM PICTURES OF THEIR KIDS."

RP Universes:

This is a nerd-tangent. If you're not a RPer you might not get why I even care. I've got a friend. I used to talk to them on a daily basis. Now, not as much. It's fine. I'd like to talk more, but hey. Life happens. I give little updates here and there with what's going on with me. Now I've linked them to my blog so they can read if they want. They tell me -nothing- about them. Nothing. Won't tell me what they're going to school for. Won't tell me what they're -doing- at night if they're going out. It's so weird. Like I'm going to go stalk them. I've been talking to this person over a year. I want to know them. I want to be their friend. It's hard to keep caring and keep updating though when it's so one sided. I don't want it to be one sided. And they're highly entertaining and I have a ton of fun with them. If it weren't for them I likely wouldn't have gotten my muse back after I had lost it for a long time. Is it so horrible to want to actually be friends? That's part of my problem with friendships on and off the internet recently. I want people more than they want me.

Funny pictures:

There is an overabundance of hilarious pictures and videos on the internet right now. I feel the need to share some of them with you.

Oh Jesus Christ... FENTON!!!