Mental Breakdowns, children, and Happy Birthday PTPTPT.

I found this POG under my sofa
while looking for my keys.  Ironic!

 Who the hell loses their keys twice in one week, right when they have to get their kid to school?  ... Oh right, that's me.


To begin this story, we go back in time.  On Monday I went to get the keys to my car to bring Madison to school and they weren't on the keyrack, not in my coat.  So I just walked her to school instead.  It was a nice day, no big deal.  My sister picked her up for me and brought her home.  (Thank you, Lauren!)  I found out I locked them in my car that evening.

Thursday comes along.  I bring Madison to school, no big deal.  Lily falls asleep in the car as I bring her so I have to bring her in smoothly and quietly.  Somehow... I was so smooth and quiet concentrating on her that my keys got lost somewhere in the process.  And it also happens to be the one day I'm running late to pick Madison up, so when I go to grab my keys?  Not there.  I flip out.  I had a mental breakdown.  I screamed.  I cried.  I kicked the shit out of a decorative box I keep stuff in next to my big armchair in the living room.  I was a psychopath.  Like, seriously.  If anyone saw me they would have called the crazy van to take me away.  I once again call Lauren, this time sobbing.  "Lauren!  I'm having a mental breakdown!  I can't find my fucking keys again!  I have to pick up Madison!"  Once again my darling sister grabs Madison for me.  We literally walk in the house afterwards and I see my keys sticking out from underneath the chair in my living room.  I looked under it five times.  I must have been in such a blind rage that I completely didn't see it.  Way to go me.

Lily playing with the keys I lost.

So, Lily is sick right now.  She's got a really bad ear infection and bronchitis.  She's not very happy with life right now, but she's still a great happy little girl.  Madison wasn't that pleased that our day revolved around what Lily needed.  She was a spaz.  It was one of those days that made the idea of drinking heavily seem like a great idea.  That's a great idea mommy?  Drinking heavily is a great idea?  Is it a great idea?  I think it's a great idea mommy.

Today is my friend PT's birthday.  For her birthday I made her a meatcake.  If you're wondering what a meatcake is, go to this website and read up on it.  We've taken this and made it so many more levels of awesome it's not even funny.  We are currently hanging out in the mancave and eating cupcakes.  I -wanted- to go out for dinner, but unfortunately the one time my kid gets sick is on her birthday.  Sorry PT!  ... ilu.

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